Have you written a piece of dialogue and are unsure if it accurately captures middle America speak? I can help you make your dialogue more authentic. Send me the portion of your dialogue you want to run through the Sez Stephanie Machine and I will email back how someone from middle America would actually say it.
For example, you could submit something like this: "I would like a large Coke, Please." I would translate that to, "Gimme a large Coke."